I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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