We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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