Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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