I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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