if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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