I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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