I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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