remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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