You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Randomize
