hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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