he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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