This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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