Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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