maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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