beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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