i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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