In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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