dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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