I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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