Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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