There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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