these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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