Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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