Me. At least after what I've been through.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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