I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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