this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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