Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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