You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Green mimosas i think yes
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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