Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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