on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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