is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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