If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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