so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
