Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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