Christians are straight up FREAKS
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
only you would photoshop your dick
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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