Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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