exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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