i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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