I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This baby is an asshole
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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