I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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