Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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