Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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