Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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