i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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