5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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