So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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