fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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