I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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