This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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