Please, let me fuck your mom
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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