i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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