the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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