Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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