Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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