this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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